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Anon has a question (lemmy.today)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I did that once, I was staying at a family as an exchange student and immediately forced to help with chores. Now, they ran a large creche from that house so there were a lot of different chores and being on dishes could mean slaving away in the kitchen for well over an hour.

Anyway, I didn't know shit about how to properly dispose of oil and in the first or second week poured a large pan of oil down the drain. It ended up ruining some stuff and they had a hefty repair bill. I may be cynical, but I never gave a damn about it as they were basically using me as free labor anyway. Helping with household chores = ok. Helping clean up the gigantic daily mess of those shitty kids in your shitty creche = not ok

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (4 children)

creche
noun
Alternative form of crèche.

JK,

was it penguins or bats?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Isn't a crèche that thing Lae'zel kept yapping on about in Baldur's Gate?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yes because githyanki are egg laying bat faced people

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

...wow...how did I not make that connection.

Proof that my brain is smoother than that Githyanki egg I accidentally destroyed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I gave mine to the friendly lady out front. I'm sure it turned out well

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

It's ok! The writers could have picked something irrelevant, you just got unlucky.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Yes, you go there and steal an egg

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

You're looking at the wrong definition. It was very clearly a re-enactment of the birth and incarnation of our Lord through our Lady

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I've got this result from google