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Jeff's magic money machine (midwest.social)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'll buy $100m worth of stocks from all the public companies every month.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Genie: Listen here you little shit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Stocks are liquid enough that the genie may not consider it "spending". You could easily buy it, and then just as easily dump it. The move is also big enough that you'll single handedly move the market in the process.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

For a genie it may sound like gambling.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I call it investing if I can reason the reaons for specific stocks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

genie just doesn’t know how to read fundamentals

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'm just not sure if making an ancient wishmaster aware of stock trading is a good idea.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No gambling

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I still "bought" the stocks besides almost everything we buy is a gamble anyways.