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Anon tries to impress his doctor (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We prefer to be called testicles, thank you very much.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just be happy I’m not calling you Rocky Mountain oysters.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

How did you know?

Also, it's actually capital Oysters, thank you.