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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And plenty of people that aren't straight men prefer dogs.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

True, but that doesn't help me espouse on the superiority of cats. How else will I gain Mittens' approval?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

You won't. It's a cat. Cats never approve. Cats don't know affection.