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[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (4 children)

"sword".

That's a decorative wall hanger. Not a sword.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

On one hand yeah not really a sword sword, just mall ninja shit. On the other? Thought counts for a bit, plus how often are you doing sword shit anyhow?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Yeah, if you're not actively doing HEMA or reenactment fighting, the main use of a sword is probably decoration.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Can you stab someone with it?

It is a sword.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

A fork is multiple swords stuck to a stick.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Pencils are swords now

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

That's a rapier. There are swords that can't stab at all. I don't call toothpicks swords either.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ornamental sword is not a sword?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Lol. Holds a finger up. Actually.... Shut up