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I love my cat, and if he did this, I would be absolutely flattered that he felt safe to eat a meal on top of me. Plus it’d be so freaking hysterical to wake up to such an absurd scenario you’d never expect to happen! One of those things you wish you got on video
My cat will carry his toys to me and drop them at my feet when he wants to play, for context.
True story. I woke.up wirh my.cat touching my face, like intentionally trying to wake me up, when I opened my eyes she droped a LIVE cockroach In my face. I guess she was trying to warn me or give me.a gift but that was traumatic
Did you scream immediately? ...the cockroach didn't enter your mouth doesn't it?
omg no!!!! I did scream and jumped, and slaped the roach far away. Then my cat killed it and left a mess for me to clean