cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/11293490
Jimmy would rather see butterflies and eat fresh produce.
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So. If I'm every in a position where I can be an unethically constrained mad scientist type who really wants to make a difference...
I would engineer a virus, maybe delivered by mosquitoes, that inserts the ability to produce the enzyme cellulase into the human gut. This would allow us to eat grass in a pinch, likely solving world hunger. Of course, it would suck to eat grass, so most people wouldn't -- just like most avoid eating dandelions today. But it would be a cool fallback position in a global crisis.
There's a guy on youtube (The Thought Emporium) that did something similar so he could defeat lactose intolerance, however temporarily. For a while, until his gut shed its lining, he could synthesize lactase again. So doing the same with cellulase isn't that far fetched. What I would really be worried about is the prodigious amount of gas you would generate, as our guts aren't really mechanically built for that degree of rear-gut fermentation. I think you'd have to start with an elimination diet of some kind (keto?) and work forward to small amounts of vegetation to test what your body can handle. It's all doable, but risky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3FcbFqSoQY
This is very cool -- without the evil scientist element :)
Have you read Oryx & Crake?
Haha, yes. Chicken nobblies