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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Also, why just the animals and not plants and fungi etc.?

Also tardigrades. How the fuck was ~~Moses~~ Noah supposed to get his hands on two tardigrades?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Moses didn't, that was Noah.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Good question on the plants and fungi.

I think tardigrades are pretty tough though so probably he knew they'd be alright.