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Suspect's pants caught fire during B.C. arson attempt (www.cbc.ca)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Richmond RCMP shared a photo showing two men, one on the ground with a pained facial expression as he reaches for his blazing pants, while the other man apparently tries to put out the flames.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

A transcript of the incident has now been released:

Suspect 1: Shit bro, it lit early. Fuck, I'll try and put it out.

Suspect 2: I told you to bring a fucking fire extinguisher!

Suspect 1: What kind of arsonist brings a fire extinguisher to the arson. My boys would be roasting me.

Suspect 2: Yea, well my nuts are roas- Fuck bro, stop slapping my fucking dick!

Suspect 1: Yo dick is on fire bro, the fuck you want me to do?

Suspect 2: Like take off your fucking jacket and smother it. You sleep through fucking home ec?

Suspect 1: Man, home ec was for pussies, and this jacket was fifty bucks.

Suspect 2: My fucking dick is on fire! Fuck yo threads!

In unrelated news, one of the two suspects agreed to a plea deal and gave their partner up after being rushed to the hospital for second degree burns.

(This is all fabricated for the lulz of course)