[a screenshot of a Facebook post from the Washingtron County Sheriff's Office, which reads, "INFORMATION NEEDED: For several nights now, women in dinosaur costumes have been harassing motorists in downtown Hagerstown." The post includes several security camera photos of the women in question. Above the screenshot, an added caption from another user reads, "god forbid women have hobbies".]
To me the most obvious tell is, these costumes would be a lot of work, seems like intricate body makeup, and coordinated between five people. And then they're somewhat anonymous and the cops have to ask on Facebook about them, instead of aggressively trying to put out viral videos of themselves doing this? There is no way.