196

16234 readers

1890 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

389

Dune rule (slrpnk.net)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

55 comments fedilink hide all child comments

I have no skin in this game, but it's a hilarious take

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (3 children)

If you've seen the original first movie(ep4) when they go into the bar and meet Solo for the first time. There's an alien band playing space jazz, canonically that space jazz is named jizz.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Further funnies:

The alien playing the weird saxophone?

Their species?

Yeah it's called 'bith'

There is a Bith playing Jizz at the Star Wars Cantina.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The cantina band is Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes, but apparently Max Rebo is the true jizz-wailer (as they're canonically called).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Hehe

Fingering Dan and the Module Nudes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Space jizz

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The jizz must flow

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Out of my worm

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

My Dune, My Jizz, My Arrakis

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

The Clone Wars movie also had a bar where the band was playing a bit schmaltzy. Schmaltzy Jizz.