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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Poor thing is titan of American jurisprudence but makes about same salary as 30 year old big tech developer...

I would be miffed too tbh

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Maybe he should quit and find a higher paying job.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But the he wouldn't be a mullah :(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Plus, I think his wife would kill him if he tried to quit.