I emailed my local government to ask about whether it is allowed to walk on the trails at night because the signage at one of the places I like to go during the day says that the trails are only open from sunrise to sunset, and it is apparently a county wide rule.
That's a good story! I'd think that nobody up to no good would draw such attention to themselves visually with an egregiously bright flashlight anyway.
I'm waiting for someone who passes by at night jogging in my neighborhood with their phone as a light to ask about my flashlight so I can enlighten them lol.