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[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 months ago (6 children)

This is why companies have cheap toilet paper by the way. Not because they necessarily hate their employees, but because it would get stolen and they'd need three times as much.

Also one of the reasons why the huge rolls exist like you see at airports: impractical to use at home.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I stole one of those huge rolls from college once. It dispenses just fine on the floor.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Yeah but then you're wiping floor on your ass.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There is literal shit on my arse, what difference does some floor make?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Because the bacteria in your booty hole aren't the same things that are on floor.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Floor spice makes everything nice!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

College, they've done worse to themself.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I would steal it from the train when I was homeless

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Do people find changing the roll that much of a hassle?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Joke's on them, when I have to use cheap TP I have to use 3x as much because it's such cheap trash.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Depending on the bathroom, some universities have decent TP. I'd say research buildings that you don't need card access to get in. Most of those I've worked at seem to be decent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Huh, I always assume that it was because cheap toilet paper was cheap, and big rolls meant you didn't have to replace them as often.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago