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ILPT: Before holding up a store or a bank, steal your enemy's phone. (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Then, after you rob the store, "accidentally" drop the phone at the scene before you make a getaway so the authorities will go on a false trail to arrest your enemy. Also make sure to wear a sock over your head so if anyone tries to grab you, all thet get is a sock.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

that's some DNA evidence right there.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Steal your enemies cum sock first.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

now you're talking!

if you need to, play the long game and seduce your enemy to make that cum sock.

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