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An idling gas engine may be annoyingly loud, but that's the price you pay for having WAY less torque available at a standstill.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You open up your profile, click the little gear icon and then go to graphs.

It should be right between the amount of murders you committed, and the amount of times you shit your pants in public.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Holy fuck, this can't be right - mine says I'm responsible for millions of deaths! In the future!

What do we do?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The time travelers are after you. Run!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is the Time Police. Stop right there, future criminal scum!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

But I didn't even invest in fossil fuels!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Jeez, don't give the data brokers any more ideas!