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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Give yourself some credit! You were able to write that sentence and post it on the internet, so you're sapient, not merely sentient!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

And with one hand, too!