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Man who calls women "females" hopes to one day be allowed within 500 meters of one (chaser.com.au)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Give yourself some credit! You were able to write that sentence and post it on the internet, so you're sapient, not merely sentient!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

And with one hand, too!