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[โ€“] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This sounds like just the sort of sign a business with a collection of trained and domesticated seagulls would post.

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

"Why does this hot dog have a bunch of seagull-beak-sized bite marks in it?"

"Bite marks? No, those are... steam holes, because all our food is so fresh that there's still steam coming out of it"