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Anon goes to the gym for the first time (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Chad peaked in high school and has a beer gut now. Gym bros were often losers in school who turned it around after they graduated.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How do you know who I am??

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Because I’m you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I never peaked AND I have a beer gut. But I am swimming now and love it. You gotta find something that works for you. I could never run as hard as i swim. Plus it's like all the dirt and shit of the world is rinsed off my soul in the pool. Fuck the dirty dirty land, I live in the clean moist water now.

No amount of running was going to make me healthy.

Swimming? 卄乇ㄥㄥ　ㄚ乇卂卄

Swimming through that water like a chubby sexy beaver. Soon to be a sleek sexy otter.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Do it water chad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

True I started fitness in college and was very thin in school. Someone who is 200% into anything tends to be a nerd.