RPGMemes

10337 readers

237 users here now

Humor, jokes, memes about TTRPGs

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

220

tag thyself (hexbear.net)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

28 comments fedilink hide all child comments

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/2757154

tag thyself

just hanging out in Kḧzk, exporting my precious ores

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

There's a lot of great stuff here, but for some reason the thing that completely broke me is having "Desert Island", a small isle with nothing but sand and a single palm tree, in the middle of lush, green islands.

I'm sure that, if a river was drawn into this map, it would be a ten-headed abomination originating from nothing, going uphill through the mountains, and connecting one side of the ocean to the other.

(Also "Nopon" being an almost 1:1 transposition of Japan, but "Retro Tokyo" is in the wrong place lmao)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

The Desert Island is where all the shipwrecked sailors get washed up. This is the result of all ocean currents in the Tepid and Warm seas eventually converging there. If you miss the exit you go right past into the Giant Whirlpool of Hydrodynamic Implausibly.

load more comments (1 replies)