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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon entertains himself while his parents are gone (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Are you describing what you do or giving me suggestions? Either way I love it.

Also very jealous if I'm right about what I imagine a "Johnson windmill" is. I could maybe do an "acorn in the breeze" but that's about it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Be creative. Maybe something with coconuts?

Johnson windmill

I think it's also known as helicopter dick. But you'd have to get it going a bit before it gets some traction.