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I need to survive 3 days without pooping.. (lemmings.world)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ask any opioid partaker and they’ll tell you that’s not how it works.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I’m not really the person to ask when it comes to firsthand experience, but the longer the load hangs out the chute, the more it becomes desiccated, dense, and immotile.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Ya, the colon absorbs moisture from shit the longer it sits there

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I was on oxycodone after surgery for 5 days, and I took senna (a stool softener) just like my surgeon told me to. Oh my god the constipation was insane. Like, I had to poop and just nothing would come out. I could not move my bowels. I ended up taking Miralax twice a day for 4 days and that solved the problem...a little too well. It went from completely stopped up to faucet anus with no stop in between.

Do not fucking recommend.