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Anon interviews for a job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Really changes the theme to Black Eyed Peas - Let's Get Retarded

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

they were just asking everyone to chill out and relax

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I'm gonna tell people who need to chill to get retarded .

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It would be funny if the song got slower and slower

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

You're asking too much from them

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Wow. I really thought that was going to be a misheard lyric video or parody. Had no idea.