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Probably the most true post in this entire community.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (3 children)

the central government decided bullshit was as good as science

The problem was that they thought Lysenkoism was science. Obviously, plants would grow according to Marxist ideology because why wouldn't they?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

Reactionary plants

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

It didn't help that Lysenko started off being right. It turns out that planting some seeds deeper does increase yields!

Clearly we should double the depth!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Capitalism brought us Brawndo, which will kill all the crops eventually.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

It's what patriotic plants crave!