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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's all part of God's plan

My responses to that nonsense include:

"Damn, that guy's a real sadist."

"Which god? My money's on Zeus, he's always cooking up this type of shenanigans when he's trying to trick some woman into fucking him."

"Our Lord the flying spaghetti monster would do no such thing."

Feel free to contribute some more ammo.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Babies with bone cancer are on the express lane to becoming angels.

Brain tumors are gods creations just like little kittens.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

"I'll be sure to tell my niece that God wanted her to have leukemia since he thought that's what she deserved." is my goto