xkcd #2942: Fluid Speech
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Thank you to linguist Gretchen McCulloch for teaching me about phonetic assimilation, and for teaching me that if you stand around in public reading texts from a linguist and murmuring example phrases to yourself, people will eventually ask if you're okay.
I'm sitting here trying to replicate what that sounds like from your description and I've only succeeding in sounding like a madman.
Different accents, then.