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Wait until you try to do something that involves managing child processes
Can't the master kill all slaves and childs (processes)? It's in the manual!
Relevant meme
I sure hope this meme was edited or the op is satire. The dead internet has messed so many people up.
I'm pretty sure it is satire. However, it would be hilarious if it was real.
At work we don't have the right to use master/slave (maître /esclave) anymore because of history (this is mostly linked to deploying systems). On the upside our git master is now the shorter 'main'.
Ugh this kind of BS virtue signaling is so pointless
It saves two keystrokes
I ran into that when I worked at a university...
"kill parent or sacrifice children"