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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Well, I once picked up the dropped jock strap of a dude hanging on a cross. Joshua, or something like that.

Or, I'm so old that when I fart, mummy dust comes out.

Or, I'm so old I banged your mom and her mom both.

Take your pick :)