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Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Like drink straws?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

A SERIES Of TUBES!