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Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field
(thehardtimes.net)
this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2024
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Like drink straws?
That's a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.
A SERIES Of TUBES!