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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon can't find a good match (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Everyone knows if you hide it, it becomes highly unstable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you suddenly observe it while using it the wave function collapses and you don't wanna see how that ends.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

The dildo being a wave-function basically exists as a sphere of all possible angles and orientations, what's more, the closer you look at it, the more likely it will teleport into your neighbor's kitchen.