linuxmemes

20880 readers

8 users here now

I use Arch btw

Sister communities:

LemmyMemes: Memes
LemmyShitpost: Anything and everything goes.
RISA: Star Trek memes and shitposts

Community rules

Follow the site-wide rules and code of conduct
Be civil
Post Linux-related content
No recent reposts

Please report posts and comments that break these rules!

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

932

Shit... (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

316 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 75 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Quick, someone pretend to be "the Linux company" and convince him to buy it!

[–] [email protected] -4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Noo, I don't want Linux to be sold to Elon...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

As the CEO of Linux, I've had long and intense discussions with Mr Musk about the future of the company if he were to buy it, and I have come to the conclusion that he is a very good and smart businessman. There is no doubt on my mind that our company will thrive under his competent leadership. The Linux Corporation(TM) is therefore proud to announce that we have decided to accept his gracious offer of 69 billion US dollars, payable in $100 Google Play gift cards.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

You forgot to tell them that our head office is...

300 Funston Ave, San Francisco, CA 94118

...and all the play cards should be sent there!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

But they're playing pretend