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Mammals (beehaw.org)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

They’re not warm blooded.

depends on the climate. natural habitat: yes. grocery store: no.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

By definition, "warm blooded" means "produce their own heat" (obviously drastically simplified). I don't think it matters whether the coconut is on a deserted island or on the shelf at Woollies, it's still not warm blooded.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What if it's on fire, using it's own energy to produce the heat?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

As I'm burning I'm the happiest I've ever been. I'm finally mammal.

-the coconut

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I mean, that sounds like poikilothermy to me