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Wait, a person came to a zoo every day and stared at a Gorilla?
How many days? Did this person just go to the zoo every single day and mean mug a gorilla?
Is this an anime plotline, a zoo employee, or is OP's headline a bit misleading?
If only I could have been that one employee who got to visit her in the hospital and whisper "told ya".
Yeah that ain't a 'smile' he was doing
I mean, it looks like a smile, but when gorillas bear their teeth it's an act of aggression. They also think we're being aggressive if we bear our teeth at them (smile).
Somebody should have explained that to her.
They almost certainly did, let's be real.
You bare teeth. Unless you're, like, carrying them with the militia?
They then moved the gorilla to a different city, and she followed the gorilla there and continued to stare at him. After he mauled her in the cafe, he just sat around peacefully and waited for the zookeepers to take him away.
Did he try the hot chocolate?
Why wouldn’t they just bar her crazy ass from the zoo.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-dutch-gorilla-idUSL3042888320070530/
One hundred bites. Holy fuck. Bet it didn't take him long either.
In a different context I would bust out the horny bat.
And somehow he didn't even kill her, the gorilla might have been more polite than the woman