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Anon needs help proving something (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Easy, check your cpu's cache. Also the unused portions of your disk and memory.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

they do a full reimage of your disk, what do you think they are, amateurs?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is that physically possible? Even if they can replace physical parts at absurd speeds, they may not be able to do full data transfer. Also, still the cache

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You underestimate the gnomes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

And how long OP takes to pee.