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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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I almost puked while preparing this from the smell alone. Went to the trash after two bites.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My cousin loves this shit and idk how. It's so fucking gross. The dude mixes imitation crab in with it and says it's incredible. 🤢

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lol is your cousin a wild animal? That's insane

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure most wild animals avoid capscasin like the plague....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

oh, good point. @LaunchesKayaks is your cousin a seagull?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

capscasin

Well yeah of course they do. Most wild animals don't know how to speak French

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Which is fine, as the word capscasin originated in English in the 1800s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Propet spelling is "capsaicin".