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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Cherry tomatoes are the things you put in a salad at a restaurant to feel healthy, then pick them out once you get back to the table.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What? Cherry tomatoes are good

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago

For compost, yeah

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Look I'm not saying you're wrong or anything just that I really don't appreciate you stalking me.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wut? Are we talking about one of those "salads" with mayo, eggs, bacon strips, croutons, sugary dressing and whatnot?

Because if not, then cherry tomatoes are going to be pretty much the sweetest thing you'll find for your salad. I'd definitely still call them healthy, but not more so than the other ingredients of a salad...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Yep, that's pretty much the standard salad where I live. Most people understand that's not really healthy, but it still feels healthier than bread sticks and butter. The cherry tomatoes are the extra convincing we need to actually call it "healthy"