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[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If you said something like “if I were a marketing intern…” or “if I were a college freshman majoring in English, how would you explain it?”

…would he not know how to clearly communicate still? :)

Maybe get him with the “is this a curse of knowledge situation?” (along with a link to Wikipedia) heh

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Problem is, even if they are capable of explaining it, it's basically our job to learn things 8 hours a day. Trying to catch someone up on that, who doesn't have that same job, that's nearly impossible. Well, and you still want to rant/tell about your day for social interaction purposes.

Like, my mum would also sometimes ask what my (programmer) workday was like and I'd start telling that we had to deploy onto a really old Linux system. Wait hang on, Linux is an operating system. And an operating system is the software that makes computers go. Do you know what "software" is? Hmm, it's like....
...And yeah, basically one computer science lecture later, I still haven't told anything about my workday.

Sometimes, I can try to leave out such words, like "we had to roll out our software onto a really old computer", but then I can practically only say "that was really annoying". To actually explain how I slayed the beast, I do need to explain the scene.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

basically one computer science lecture later, I still haven't told anything about my workday.

ahaha

I can try to leave out such words, like "we had to roll out our software onto a really old computer", but then I can practically only say "that was really annoying".

Tough. Try my best with analogies, tailored if possible, but still tough.

“We had to try to translate our app into a language this ancient computer could understand. It was as easy as suddenly switching to Shakespearean English halfway through this conversation. Or like if you drove your car to a mechanic who’d been cryogenically frozen for the last hundred years. He doth protest much, methinks.

Overall, it was like putting together a thousand-piece puzzle, except the box came with a million pieces and most of them were useless!”

Good thing your mom was surely impressed with you all the same 😉