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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

We didn't get the response? @Bones, you've been consistently entertaining me with the posts that make me question how these people think. This was the opportunity to find out how they'd respond!

I'm deducting one internet point. Don't worry, you have a mountain of them and won't notice.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago (3 children)

You cannot deduct an internet point from @Bones because @Bones is a private citizen, not to be confused with @BONES the legal entity, who did not sign any contract or license authorizing a deduction. But if you must have the point deducted, a special promissory note should suffice.


If you are not the CEO, please forward this message to the CEO. It is a violation to dispose of this message without forwarding it to the proper recipient.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

I hope everyone tilted their screen 45° and applied their red filters.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I think you just said the magic words that make me a millionaire!

Thank you!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

This shit SHOULD get old and stop making me laugh, but damnit it never does 🤣

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Don't challenge a bitch some guy, OP is here for you.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

It's like he's throwing out a jumble of words and hoping that they somehow stick together in a way where he gets infinite money.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I can't believe one of them actually admitted they sound crazy, are they becoming self aware?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

"A dollar bill is not a bank note in my book." And it's a good thing that we all go with what SovCit there declares things to be.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Today you earned a gold star. Good job!