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[–] [email protected] 72 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer are led into a long room. At the other end stands a beautiful naked woman. "When I ring this bell," she says" you may cross half the space between us. When I ring the bell again, you may again cross half the space between us." Both the mathematician and physicist groan and wander off. "Ah, it's Zeno's paradox, we can never actually reach her." The engineer, waiting for the bell, says "I think I can get close enough."

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (12 children)

why is there a naked woman?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (32 children)

For the joke to work.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Because humanity has no other desires between math and tits apparently.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Can confirm.

(I'm both a mathematician and a pervert)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

and yelling at people who don't understand, apparently.

I've committed the most heinous of crimes according to the internet, not understanding the joke. ~~Sorry i'm autistic lmao.~~

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

So, I understand why there is a naked woman in the joke, what I don't understand is her motivation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Don't you know women are objects and have no motivations. /s obviously

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

man i didn't even fucking try asking that question, i was just concerned about the roots of the hypothetical presented.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sexism, obvs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

that's a possibility.

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