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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (22 children)

I put some peanut butter on each slice, to “waterproof” it before applying the jelly. That way, the bread doesn’t get soggy and gross.

That’s as advanced as I get with my PB&J engineering. Forget this mixing nonsense.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (16 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (13 children)

I've found that gets rid of the gentle softness that I'm wanting out of a PBJ.

Grilled peanut butter sandwich is great though, but jelly demands soft and cold.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Put 2 slices in the same side of the toaster. Then spread everything ont the toasted side. Melty goodness with soft outside.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Alright, so two slices on one side would never have occurred to me, so if nothing else thanks for that. :)

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