I can't code for shit.
this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2024
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Physics. Light won't pass through my body.
That's what the ceiling mirror and magnifying glass are for
I don't think she see much of the ceiling if anything either.
I was born handicapped, i don't have xray vision.
Is this the "agile" development methodology that I heard so much about?
My bones.
There are a number of thing stopping me from yogacoding, most have already been mentioned. Also, I'm pretty sure the lady in the picture is doing jack shit on her laptop, unless she has a screen mounted on her crotch.
blind people exist.
blind people use computers.
Maybe she's using accessibility tools to yogacode
Yonicasting
Web devs in 2024 be like
Backend developer.
I can't afford a Mac
The lack of an external monitor to hang to the ceiling
There's only one monitor in that setup
Second monitor is on the ceiling
I don't have a dick-sucking spine. Believe me, i've tried.
i've tried
A grave matter of concern, one that is greater than US national security concerns.
My flexibility.
Sorry, I do not take inspiration from staring at my anus while coding. That just means they are shitcoding.
I'm too fat
i have a desktop computer :(
Move the keyboard to the floor
Lack of stupidity
The fact my spine would probably break like a twig.
Sounds like a good time! /s
I can't type if I can't see the keyboard.
The Health and Safety Executives’ “working with display screen equipment” guide mainly.
I cannot code like this currently, because my girlfriend occupies my laptop with doing her yoga.
tuché?
My dick
Every muscle in my body
My own comfort