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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I use Edge, my favourite (or more accurately, most comfortable) OS is probably Ubuntu, and I self host a bunch of stuff.

The hell does that make me?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I am on arch rn and I think that I'm still on the middle one from the pic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Weird to put the Self Hosted podcast on the FOSS-only Gentoo user seeing that Jupiter Broadcasting has been on the contrarian "Red Hat is actually good" train.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m mix of second and last one

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

How do you tell if someone is an Arch user? You don't, they will tell you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Oh god, this meme. It's not something I've ever seen before, but it's so true.

God, Tor, freaking Tor. Bless it's heart, really, but it's practically unusable. At least for me. I was really getting into it, trying to use it as a daily browser, ran with so much less ram than all the others. But it's practically unusable! All the shitty websites I had to go on daily for School practically didn't work, and half the websites would always take at least 10-15 minutes to get working because they keep thinking I'm a hacker. Or it's just region blocked, and I have to spend SO MUCH TIME making new connections in the hopes it doesn't go to a single blacklisted country. Sometimes even with a phone there to authenticate, it just doesn't work. So I had Firefox anyway, it was literally what Tor was built off of. And because of how unbelievably inconvenient and annoying Tor (Or more accurately, how shitty the Internet in general has got, I really wouldn't mind logging in to every website every time, with a phone authentication every so often) was, I ended up just using Firefox and using Tor for dark web stuff. Essentially, what it's supposed to be used for.

Linux...man, Linux was always one of those things I wanted to get into, but thinking critically, it would be very dumb for me to do. Almost every single thing I do is required by a Windows app. Critical and niche shit, mind you. So essentially, it'd be the Tor situation all over again. I'd be doing effectively everything worthless on Linux while molesting my computer for a VM for windows, which I would be doing on a daily basis for practically as long as I use the computer. So I'm practically stuck being a normie. I try to do everything I can to stop all these companies and shit tracking me and have my machine running faster, like running scripts to debloat windows, but in the end, it doesn't amount to too much. I'm stuck a normie, no matter how much of a poser I act.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even Linus himself uses a MacBook.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Yep. It's possible to just pick your hardware, software, and other devices according to your needs. It always bums me out to see people limit themselves by stratifying along ideological lines.

Sometimes it's enough that it's fun to go on the computer, y'know?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Guess I'm between normie and conservative since I use Windows and Firefox.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Watches Luke smith. Based.

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