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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

I think the 1978 boy name is going to make a comeback:

No Name [Abandoned Outside Fire Station Due To Sky-High Inflation]

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Damn, didn't realize I could have been named Pizza Puff.

My life is a joke.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

There were 10 Pizza Puffs in my high school class

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

1961 is sadly on point:

I Am Boomer Destroyer Of Worlds

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

To think… I couldn’t have been named Gristle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

So true, WPMT 97.4’s were everywhere in grade school.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I can't even tell you how many Snarfs I've met.

[–] discostjohn 1 points 10 months ago

Having an ad after every name is hilarious