this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago

Jesus is chilling with his friends, some call them disciples, but that's not really fair. They were the only ones who believed in him when times were rough, and he treasures that. They're having a few beers, a few laughs, enjoying life.

Suddenly a voice calls out though space and time "Jesus, take the wheel" and an eldritch spell summons Jesus to a metal coffin, hurtling down a river made of stone at speeds which shouldn't even be possible. Jesus can't even believe what is happening. What the fuck, he screams as he desperately spins the wheel in his hands and flips over into a ditch.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Take Jesus away from the wheel!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Jesus would take the subway.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There was a community built around this on Reddit, wasn't there?

[–] ramirezmike 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

that sounds familiar. I was inspired by this post though

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure that was also inspired by another post or comment. One thing I love about lemmy is people bouncing stuff off each other. It's great

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, this is OC? Sure not what I was thinking about then. Good job OP.

[–] ramirezmike 5 points 1 year ago

thanks! likely the one funny meme I'll ever make 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

was it a car crash video/gif sub? sounds familiar.

I also remember a dank meme with a sketch of jesus and a helicopter pilot, with different dumb captions, like "hit this bong before you takeoff, bro, trust me, my son"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's ok, jesus can just get some guy on the street to deal with the cross for him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago