this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] -3 points 10 months ago (38 children)

Does not protect you from weather
Cannot haul anything
Takes forever to get anywhere

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[–] [email protected] -3 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Aww, you don't list showing up for work drenched in sweat or with frozen fingers 😰

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[–] [email protected] -3 points 10 months ago

Can't sleep in it. Gotta haul your groceries. Won't get you to the next state and back.

Y'all are deluded.

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