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[–] [email protected] 56 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The movies are 4hrs long, you're not going to miss much in 8 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

8 seconds? Damn champ what's your secret?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

You can definitely do both!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Do it doggy style so we can both watch ~~X-Files~~ The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Special Extended Edition

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

So let's do it like we're bees under the light of the trees

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

yeah. came to say you don't have to stop watching something just because your having sex. get some food in there and you have the trifecta!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Look at ol multitasker over here, Mr Quad Core

I gotta time slice that shit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I don’t know if I could get it on while watching Wormtongue

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I gave my wife a good wormtongue during that scene.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Helps you last longer

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Can confirm

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Why you knock back the ride if a Rohirrim was offering a mount?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So, more LOTR = more fuck?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In my mind it’s more like more fuck = less LOTR.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why not do both at the same time? Very sensual during Aragorn's memory flashbacks and I'm sure you can imagine how things might go during Helm's Deep.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Blow it like they blew the outer ring wall 😏

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Nah, I’m lighting the signal fires.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I love LotR, but when your significant other says they want to fuck, the answer is always "hell yeah!". It doesn't matter what you're doing, or how you feel. The answer is always "YES!". I told my wife that if my answer is ever "no", then she needs to smack me upside the head and suggest a psych evaluation.