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Everyone Witnessing Second Coming Just Going To Pretend They Already Knew Jesus Christ Had Crab Claws For Hands (www.theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

...I have never seen a more perfect use of this

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I came here wishing for this to be here. Wasn't disappointed!
Woowooowooowoooowooo

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Carcinization strikes again

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

As the saying goes, "Jesus saves, but Evolution really just loves making new kinds of crabs."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Why not Zoidberg?