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It's like it's part of their job description.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

His luck with admirals didn't improve, either.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Terrible writing in that series, why would you say that to one of the most decorated admirals of all time who saved the universe several times over. Worse if she thought he had dementia

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Oof. What a heifer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

That's one of the hallmarks of a great actor. It isn't easy to make the audience truly hate your character.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You forgot

  • have a weird little pokey spine sticking out the back of their neck
[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The strangest episode ever. At least we got rid of Dexter Remmick.
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Conspiracy_(episode)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Or his head at least.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That episode was like a fever dream

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

definitely one of those "wow the writers did a LOT of coke this weekend" scripts

but yknow it was the 80's so I don't exactly blame them

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Jellico is based.

Make it so? Just get it done.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, but he kept trying to privatize Stargate command. Kind of a dick move.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

He had the fish removed from Picard's ready room and he killed that fish in his office on Mars. He must really hate fish.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

O'Neil's team are off the rails, they need supervision!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

O'Neill. Two Ls. There's another Colonel O'Neil with only one L.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

And he has zero sense of humor.

It took me over a decade to realize he was referring to the movie version of the character.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Maybe its a classic situation of failing upwards. They suck too much to keep a ship of people alive but not enough to be kicked out of Starfleet, well they are getting into their sixties, what do we do? Promote them I guess, unless it's Harry Kim.

Meanwhile the ones that are amazing at their jobs like O'Brien are stuck at Chief Petty Officer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

First of all, O'Brien becomes the most important person in Starfleet history.

Second, that means Eddie Sherman is about due to move up from writing copy to being fleet admiral.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

He would have probably done well writing for the Klingon version of J Peterman honestly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Harry Kim got promoted from ensign directly to fleet admiral when he got home.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Did you know that eventually Voyager’s EMH was able to achieve holographic rights? In doing so, his fellow EMH’s were released from dilithium mining, core scrubbing, and other degrading tasks.

Fortunately Starfleet was able to fill these lowly but needed roles by using transporter technology to duplicate Harry Kim thousands of times. It was considered a highly ethical solution by the project manager, one Admiral Janeway.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I won’t tolerate the lincoln town car being used as the butt end of a joke. The previous generation lincoln town cars from 1990-1997 are some of the nicest sedans ever made. Super comfortable, good gas mileage (better than the newest generation that we all think of when we hear licoln towncar), extremely easy to replace and maintain mechanics (panther platform) and overall an absurdly comfortable car.

It is probably one of the most genuinely good American cars ever made and they are hilariously cheap (you can get them for <5 grand in good condition) because nobody really remembers them except old people.

American car companies broke the automotive unions and the quality went to shit, but the 1990-1997 run of town cars definitely represent a high water mark of American cars built by people that were truly proud of what they made (because they had some degree of decency ensured by the presence of unions). You can find one on craigslist and chances are everything except the air ride suspension (probs replaced by now with traditional spring suspension) probably still works even though it is a 30 year old vehicle selling for dirt cheap.

Fun fact, the tech bro who jadzia in DS9 convinces to help her in the episode that sisko becomes Bell of the Bell riots rode around in a jet black lincoln town car of this generation.

Awesome car, I almost bought one but went for a toyota sienna instead because minivans are the ultimate power form.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Wait I'm only making my way through all the Trek series for the first time. Do we not like Ro Laren? I like Ro Laren. Currently 2/3s through TNG season 5.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I'm sorry you called me a WHAT

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Who is the guy in the middle top? I've only seen, tng, ds9, voyager, part of that Scott bakula and part of the lower decks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Big bad from Insurrection. Played by F. Murray Abraham. Goes by Ru’afo. Into face stretching.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Into face stretching

giggles

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

The old USS Reliant.

The only thing I can rely on you for is to ruin everybody's week when you show up.