Feral hogs?!
This is why we need fully automatic weapons.
What if 30-50 of them attack?!
this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023
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Okay but unironically that's a legit looming threat for us in the south. They're getting smarter, soon they'll realize they can unionize
Okay but you can't possibly shoot all of them before they get to some of you and then the racoons have guns, is that what you want? Racoons with guns riding feral hogs?
Okay but you can't possibly shoot all of them before they get to some of you and then the racoons have guns, is that what you want? Racoons with guns riding feral hogs?
Well I didn't before you mentioned it.
we have the opossums to protect us
What are the opossums going to do? Eat 50 pounds of ticks?
Have you seen an opossum after 22.68 kg of ticks? My bet's on the opossums.
Someone get Cody on the line. There's been a development in the boar wars
"The Media" won't cover it, but i know someone who will
Clearly it’s because the possums are overfishing their land and they have to fight back to survive
So you're saying the raccoons are rising up against systemic oppression? I dig it.
It's the edited image all over again.
Hush let us have it
Thats an opossum.