this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2023
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Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Granted. Your nude pictures are now embedded into every web page on the internet. You can clearly be identified, so now everyone recognises you as the guy who put your nudes onto every children's website. You are under arrest for hacking, indecent exposure and sexual harrassment of children. You sick fuck.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Granted. But it's a very specific rule 34 porn involving middle aged men and cockroaches.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Granted. The definition of "pornography" has changed, and it now encompasses most forms of communication.

And especially what I did with your mom last night.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just goat.se as far as the eye can see.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

...you mean goatse.cx right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I was to afraid to check. That gold ring haunts my dreams.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

If it makes you feel better the site doesn't exist anymore. You have to go on the wayback machine to find it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Granted, parents now get arrested when looking for schools for their kids.